Tuesday 30 December 2014
Best WhatsApp Satus for New Year
- Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.
- I just want to die young as late as possible.
- Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
- If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)
- If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
Mujhe Majbur Kar Do
Muje apne jism ki khusbu se madhosh kar do,
Muje apni najuk si baaho me mehsoor kar do,
Laga k seene se muje saare gum dur kar do,
Main tumse juda na ho pau itna majbur kardo
Tujhse Roo-Ba-Roo Hokar Baate Karu
Tujhse roo-ba-roo hokar baate karu,
Nigahe milakar wafa ke waade karu,
Thaam kar tera hath bethu tere samne,
Teri haseen surat ke main najare karu,
Sharma kar najro se tera kuch chupke keh jana,
Teri nigahon ke wo ishare samjhoo,
Teri har ek ada par kar doo kayi shayari,
Har lafz mein waafa ke daawe karu,
Sambhale nahi sambhalti ‘jaana’ ye dil ki tadap,
Tu hi bata main kab tak yu aahein bharu…
Missing a Letter
Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: (26, I think)
Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T
Girl: (Your still missing one)
Boy: I'll give you the D later
Aapne Kaise Jana?
Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif karta hai !”
Husband - “Usmaan Bhaai hoga ?”
Wife - “aapne kaise jaana ?”
Husband - “kabaade ka kaam hai na uska !!!”
Santa's Black Wife with Yellow Sari
Santa kee wife ka rang kaalaa tha …
ek din usne yellow sari pahen kar kahaa –
“mai kaisi lag rahi huu ?”
Santa – “oye .. sadke jaava !
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Jaise koyle ki khan me aag lag gai ho !!!”
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